true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.
And then if they get the reference you know they are quality
(Source: weasleyfireworks)
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
Suck it up! You’re a looser!
my to do list
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1:
you
Its late
Whyd you run from the cops?
Cause im on probation.
Than whyd you shoot at them?
I have weed in my pocket.
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
Omg yes
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.
Oooooh yes
(Source: xrvchel)
(Source: ultimate-internet-fandoms)
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
